if you're still taking recs for fan interactions can i req literally anything with junkrat and/or (seperate) sigma? thank you even if no! <3 - bisexyjunkrat
Love that you wrote this on anon but still signed with your username. Love the energy.
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Junkrat: Don’t feel bad for zonin’ out, twinkle toes! Roadie gives me guff for zonin’ out all the time! Doesn’t mean I can’t still get the job done, though!
Sigma: Mm? Oh–my apologies, were you speaking to me?
Junkrat: That’s the spirit!!
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Sigma: Solar fusion bound to flesh! How do you manage to keep such power stable?
Illari: *tensely* Constant. Unrelenting. Focus.
Sigma: Ah, how admirable! And… concerning.
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[If Ana has the A-7000 Wargod skin equipped]
Ana: *garbling static* Your face–it’s–*static* familiar? Have to *static* destroy… but…??
Junkrat: Captain! Snap out of it! It’s me, Junkrat! Your son!
Ana: *garbled static* Son..? *static* N-n-n-n-no– *static* That’s.. not right….
Junkrat: *anguished* Oh how cruel that the tin cans would wipe your memory of your beloved son!
Pharah: *flatly* Please stop trying to make the murderous robotic copy of my mother adopt you.
Junkrat: Fareeha may have given up on you, but I won’t!
Pharah: *exhausted* Oh my god…
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LifeWeaver: I noticed you seem to… mutter a lot. If you want, I could brew us some tea after the mission? I have a wonderful herbal blend that helps quiet the mind.
Sigma: Tea would be lovely but… I fear my mind’s never quiet for long.
Last night I was at a standup comedy show and one of the comedians was like, “I see people listing their pronouns on LinkedIn. I understand some of them but what the hell is they/them? Are they multiple people? Is anyone else confused about this?”
nobody laughed at his joke + like four different middle-aged women in the audience loudly said “no.”
